Wasshup blog.
Woke up and went and grabbed lunch with Henna. It was weird eating at Mac Grill considering I hadn't returned there since quitting last summer. I hoped I wouldn't have to go through all the awkward crap of saying hello to people who probably forgot my name and all. But for the most part it was pretty good. I got to eat Pasta Milano again, mmm, and Henna treated me. Awww...Normally I don't let people treat me but I was afraid she was going to beat me or something.
Went back to her place and played pool for a little bit and then watched Green Day's Behind the Music on her comp. It was interesting to watch. They always make those pretty interesting. It's always something like "Everything was going fine, but on the inside, walls were crumbling. VH1's Behind the Music delves into *blank blank blank* when we return."
Tonight I chilled with Grant for a bit at Starbucks or Byul Dohn for you Koreans. Then Brian joined us and we wandered over to the movie theatre and back. Inside Starbucks, JT joined us. Then Justin Law. I was gonna leave earlier but it was J-Law's b-day and I thought I'd stick around and at least say Happy B-Day. They were talking about the grossest things.
Brian: How much would it take for you to have sex with a 60 year old?
J-Law: About 10 million I guess...
Me: No way dude....
JT: Nothing
Me: Nothing?!?!? You'd do a 60 year old for nothing?!?!?
JT: I mean nothing could make me do that!!!
Grant: I wouldn't, wait Justin what did you say???
Me: hahahh he said he'd do it for free!!
Grant: What the f--
JT: I meant nothing could make me do it!!!
And on it went. I think Brian even brought in Justin's mom at some point where everyone admitted nothing could force them to do such a deed.
Grant: The therapy alone would cost a good 10 million.
Although I was most amazed by J-Law. He would do anything for money. He even said "I would give myself a vasectomy with a jagged rock for a trillion dollars." The line was crossed however when:
Brian: Would you do a dog for a million??
Law: Hell yes!
Me: What the?!?!? A dog?!??!
JT: That's gross....
(Grant goes to get a cup of water to prevent himself from barfing)
Me: You can't be serious....
Law: Dude a million dollars!!!
Brian: Why settle for millions when you could settle for...
Group: ....
JT: Think about it though. What if someone asked you where you got all the money? Whatre you going to tell em? "I f***ed a dog?"
Law: I'd probably have my memory erased.
Me: Hahah, Justin, if you ever become a millionaire and get amnesia, I'm gonna tell you you did a dog for the money...
Law: .....
Brian: How about a dude for a million?
Law: Not for a million
Me: Wait wait, you'd do a dog for a million but not a dude?
Law: Yeh well...
Me: Why are we talking about this?
JT: Yeh on your b-day??
Law: He brought it up!! (points at Brian).
Brian: ....how much would it take for you to deep fry a cat??
(I groan..)
JT: Shoot I'd do that for a 100 bucks.
LOL...
All in all entertaining but traumatizing. It's amazing what some people will do for money. Other topics included eating a tub of mayo, eating Justin's hamster alive, and other stuff.
Went to Vivian's afterwards and saw the rest of Black Hawk Down with them, but no one was really paying attention. I mainly went to say "payce" to Vivian since she's going back to WA tomorrow.
Anyway, church tomorrow! I'll probably watch some "Cowboy Bebop" and then sleep. Payce.
-Phil